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Ain't No Duckie Mom Like A Rubber Duckie Mom!


6 months agoSteemit3 min read


Howdy, ya'll! I'm Ren and I'm not your average old lady!

I love to have fun and if that means making a fool out of myself to make people laugh, then so be it! Find me that funny hat, silly nose, or even goofy outfit and I will wear it and be as silly as I can. I thought about becoming a clown once when I was in my late 20's but I was broke with kids. I guess I could have made a go for it, but I couldn't get the kids to run away to the circus with me.

The Hanson Puppet Museum was as close as I ever got to the circus!

One of the things I have learned in my last 51 years is that if you aren't having any fun then what's the use? I try to laugh every day as something, anything, even if it is at myself. I can't tell you how many times I have passed a mirror to find myself making silly faces. Don't you do that? If not, why not? It's great fun, especially if someone sees you doing it. Then you can make faces at them! Hey, win-win!

Crazy things are attracted to me, especially birds. Yes, it's just foul!

I am terrified of everything. I am sure there could be something funny in that! When I was little I was scared of everything. I hated riding in the car with my dad because he went too fast, roller coasters made me throw up, and the unknown just terrified the heckman outta me! It's shocking that I even leave the house these days with all the crazy things happening today. See, Crazy, it teases me!


One of my favorite things to do is pose with statues. I am sure they could be interacted with in so many ways. I just can't help myself. I see sitting statue minding its own business, I just have to sit down beside it and ask it about its day. I am sure they have seen some amazing things. I am, however, a bit more nervous about them now that I have seen the Dr. Who episode called Blink. Horrifying really. I am sure to get caught someday.

Have I told you of Tarzan our master of the jungle?

Most often the humor of life is what gets me. I am never really sure how it knows when to play its dirty little tricks on me but it often does. How often have you been someplace only to find it is not the right place? the right time? the right anything? This happens to me a lot, but what should I do? Get angry? Cry? Pout? No, not at all! Just make the best of it and pray no one else is wearing the same outfit!

The nerve of that hussy! Such great taste and style!

So, this is me, rubberduckiemom! With a heart full of love, head for the fun, and a belly laugh for all!
Thanks for reading!



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